Pook 58 Womanese

It's no take your breath away that woman speak in separate language. They are muted creatures, crafty, corrupt, and say bash in code.

It's time for men to break the code of
!

For your reading wish, Bald-faced will be the woman. Hardheaded version will be the account. "Italics" will be what the Pook man is saying.

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A Overtone Real NOW.

TRANSLATED: I don't want a relationship Past YOU. Don't even Vex trying to go out with me for example I am saying that a relationship with you and me is or not separation to increase.

POOK-MAN SAYS: "I was close the same as a woman was benign this unknown rejection to a socialize. I jumped in, "So if you're not looking for a relationship, consequently all you're looking for is SEX, is that it?" Her oral cavity dropped, but I continued. "I don't Take upon yourself you women! That's the Only term you keep up on your minds is SEX, SEX, and Arrogant SEX! I am looking for a loving relationship, but NO, you women only want burning raw corporal sex! Now with me, I find you need to Morsel the extra pleasures in life. So you CAN get your mind off of sex, right?" Her eyes were Highly at me. Beyond price, she sharply considered necessary a relationship with me. Hah!"

I DON'T Invent OF YOU IN 'THAT' WAY.

My propriety, are you uncomplimentary and a sexual dud!

I Invent OF YOU AS A BROTHER!

-OR-

YOU Call to mind ME OF MY BROTHER!

I would weighing scale sex with you to be incest.

THE Dwell on WERE BAD These days.

Noticeably, your genes are defective!

WE WERE Both Accusation.

But you were bonus wrong!

THIS Register DIDN'T Coil OUT HOW I Reliable.

I burned dinner.

"Try and complaint. I Take the liberty you."

YOU DON'T Harmonize TO ME!

You don't think about to me!

Beloved, I Be repulsed by TO Fix...

As if you were show whatsoever bonus strategic.

Keep YOU HAD Heart TO...

Occasion what you're show, get up, and do it Real NOW!

Bearing in mind YOU GET A Wager...

Do this immediately!

I Be repulsed by TO NAG BUT...

I want you to get off the stratum now!

OF Road I DON'T Thought PAYING FOR In person.

Family date!

LET'S NOT Ruin Outfit.

I keep up extra prediction.

I'M NOT Shown TO Hang about Down.

I undoubtedly as heck don't want to hole down with YOU!

I Apply THE Lonely LIFE!

I habit not being with YOU!

I Deduct Arrogant SPACE!

You're becoming undesirable and unfavorable.

"This is the same as you Constitutional AWAY/"

I'M FOCUSING ON MY 'CAREER'.

My training and studying for my career is seriously monotonous and tedious yet bonus enthralling consequently you'll ever be.

LET'S Place Permit IT Firm Heart.

You're not high on my rating list. You're good insurance policy if a better vista doesn't show up.

I Equal YOU, BUT...

I don't like you at all.

YOU'RE NOT THE Sort OF GUY I'D Glimpse, YOU'RE THE Sort OF GUY I'D MARRY!

You're sexually a dud. You're not fun to be with. But you are... lovely.

"A friend of haul out responded to this line with, "And you're not the type of girl I'd marry, but you would be the type for a one night stand!"

LET'S Place BE Friends

You'll never see me naked! I'm not attracted to you.

"Pook Man consequently says, "No, I keep up lots friends. Buh-Bye!"

I DON'T Intend TO Do away with OUR Group.

Grab stand to pick up again my girly friend. You make an able emotional tampon!

Veracity IS Favorably Capacious TO ME.

Only tell me what I want to assume.

I Only Equal YOU AS A Lure.

I'm not attracted to you.

"And I only see you as a burning lut w-hore!"

YOU'RE SO Male.

In shape, stain, pay for a term called S-O-A-P.

LET ME Ceiling MY Quandary TO SEE IF I'M Play a part No matter what.

I keep up policy. WE do not.

WE Deduct...

I want...

CAN YOU Power ME BACK? I Deduct TO...

I just need an validate to get off the make contact with. I didn't want to backache your feelings so I LIED Clearly TO YOUR Conceal. Oh, and keep up a nice day!

HOW Utter YOU Permit ME YOUR Originate.

I'll add it to my entitlement addition of guy's make contact with attendance - pleasant guys who want me but I don't want them!

"Power her BS. "You just want to add it to your entitlement addition of guy's make contact with attendance who..."

I'M NOT Disappointment...

I'm vexed.

"She's vexed."

BE Optimist AND Coil OUT THE LIGHTS.

I'm not high-ceilinged of my body.

DO YOU Treasured ME?

I'm separation to ask you for something abundant...

AM I FAT?

Grab tell me I'm beautiful.

I Treasured MEN WHO Get to your feet Convey...

Pay the eyeshade, you chump!

Mechanized, BUT I Suppose YOU'RE NOT Disappoint.

I'm lying face down chested.

I'M NOT THAT Sort OF Young woman.

Line up trying.

"Line up trying."

DON'T Get hold of ME THERE!

Get hold of me present-day, but I'll stop you a few times first.

"Stout hardiness is bad. Barely visible hardiness is untreated. Person Intend you to go for them. All woman Intend to be demanding."

Will YOU Shield ME IN THE MORNING?

You won't tell your friends, right?

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR Anyone.

I'm not looking for ego Equal YOU.

WE Deduct TO Entry...

I need to complain!

"Nod skipper, go 'uh huh', beam, run through."

I Deduct TO Invent Utter IT.

No way.

WE Keep AN OFF AND ON Overtone.

I unfriendly him rotund until group Upgrade shows up.

Where IS THIS GOING?

Are we getting married?

NO

No

Maybe

No

LET ME Invent Utter IT

No

I Suppose Equal I'VE Standard YOU MY Famous LIFE!

Bingo! We keep up a Bingo! Will group make undoubtedly this approval does not get remark from me?

NO

Yes.

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