"@ApexTheHighest Christopher Spivey #SheWantsTheDick if she lets u go up a ladder first...shes by all means just lookin up to see if u packin a minipistol or a ak47"Sojourn a second, who in the hell climbs ladders for a date? Oh yeah, the Mormons. But just assume using this as a true to life date option:Dude: Hey product, I think we destitution emerge that ladder.Girl: I'm not mountaineering that ladder.Dude: Ah, I see. You want me to emerge the ladder so you can adversity out the gun I'm space filler.Girl: You've got a gun? (Sprays Discotheque)Dude: AAAAAAH! Damnit God, why transfer you cursed me with this mini-pistol?
But this is why I go on Chirp, for example now I notify that anytime a girl wants me to emerge a ladder first, she is Sincerely read-through out my section.
"@ BeauMonstre Sovereign LC In the same way as you're a author and a woman says "I love your writing" that by all means approach #shewantsthedick"Through my eminent writing displayed on this blog, several ladies are confused with my writing, so this one happens all the time for me (For colonize of you who are pointing out that I'm a blogger, not an author, all I transfer to say to that is, "Don't be a dick, you asshole."). As I interminably defile women with my writing, it's hard for them to not at the moment fall in love with me.
"@BooobiesGalore Delicious Red Im goin back peacefulness #shewantsthedick"Genuinely, there's nobody unusual about this cudgel, but if you adversity out the direct link to the duct, you will notify why I put it up stylish. I would say that it's not safe for work, but honestly, it's not safe for Acquire. I'm make plans for that a person named BoobiesGalore is so vain of her armaments of collective end of the world, but as a consequence a exhaustive jealous that she took my first judgment for a Chirp name.
"@AbsolutBritt Tha Brittany Bare if she without fail has interior on her pizza #shewantsthedick"Conceivably it's just me, but I feel like I transfer been puzzled out on some scenic big signs that ladies meet to fornicate with me. If chicks aren't eating veggie pizza, they must be hornier than shit. That is the Scarcely defense for women short interior on their pizza. Original supplies and auburn places transfer become simple meeting places for ladies, but I'm just departure to cling to outside of Domino's waiting for horny chicks who transfer the supposition to order a pepperoni pizza. Also, I'm scenic clear-cut if a girl commands a Crux Lover's pizza, she's role you the unqualified light for a threesome.
"@RealKevinCovert Kevin Hush-hush If she seems easy after that my nigga..... #shewantsthedick"@RealKevinCovert Kevin Hush-hush If she plays hard to get after that my nigga... #shewantsthedick"Current is so far off I like about these tweets. Better off, his name is Uncontaminated Kevin Hush-hush, so that helped, for example give to are a ton of comport yourself Kevin Hush-hush accounts out give to. Jiffy off is that Kevin is a colorless guy who ends every one of his tweets with "my nigga." Current is a good godsend that he must garb a special system so he doesn't soak on his own drip seeing that trying to talk to people. So he settled to show his brightness by unleashing these tweets back to back, and give to by all means isn't a better way to let girls notify that you are a license rapist than tweeting out this. If she seems easy, he's departure to get just the once it, and if they play hard to get, he's departure to get just the once it still. Either way, she wants the dick. I'm by all means make plans for I'm a dude, for example if I was a girl, I'd be terrified of all the guys who dash to be rapists on Chirp. But if a girl says she's frightened of rapists, you guessed it, #shewantsthedick.
-Joe
P.S. If you only see one comedy this day, make clear-cut it is Testing Five. It is by far the best skin of the yielding. I was about in blubber here the first behind of the skin. It's a skin that gets supreme of its great moments dictate visuals, but give to was some memorable negotiate as well. My hanger-on exchange involved The Pit and one of his subordinates.
Subordinate: I've got good news and bad news.
The Rock: You notify I like my dessert first.
Subordinate: Blah, blah, blah, goes dictate the good news.
The Rock: Now give me the damn veggies.
I am not paying attention to any conversation that I transfer over the appearance few get-up-and-go until a person tells me they transfer good news and bad news. I can't cling to to appreciate my dessert, seeing that experienced give to are veggies up short-lived.
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